Homeowner hears burglars, steals their van -HILARIOUS!
 

BELLEVUE, Wash. -- When most people see a crime in progress, they grab a phone, call 911 and then get out of the way.
But when Patrick Rosario discovered burglars in his own home, he decided to take things a step further: he drove off in their van.

Operator: 911, what are you reporting?
Rosario: Somebody's broken into my house.
Operator: I'm sorry?
Rosario: Somebody's broken into my house!...I just drove their car away. They've got nothing.
Operator: Their car?
Rosario: Yeah, I know. I stole their car.
Operator: OK, you can now be charged for that, so stop.

Rosario was greeted with high-fives from responding deputies,
but he admits taking the getaway car wasn't the safest move.

story:
http://www.katu.com/news/39802442.html

Brilliant! :)