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Old 02-19-2008, 04:39 PM
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Default Broke back deer camp!

Broke Back Deer Camp
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> The guys were all at deer camp.
> They had to bunk two to a room.
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> No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.
> They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him
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> whole time, so they voted to take turns.
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> The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next
>morning
> with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man,
>what
> happened to you?'
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> He said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched
>him all
> night.'
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> The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the
>morning, same
> thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
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> They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!'
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> He said, 'Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up andwatched
>him all
> night.'
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> The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly
>ex-football
> player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright
>eyed and
> bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. They couldn't believe it!
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> They said, 'Man, what happened?'
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> He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl
>into bed
> and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night '
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