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Old 09-03-2008, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by crazy View Post
This is so true....thanks for being a real friend


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.


FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM


FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you


FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours


FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you


FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

REAL FRIENDS : Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you


FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'


FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life


FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you


<FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!


If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.
I received this in text message format about a year ago, still amusing.
I only have real friends, they are my manifestations.
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