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The Football fan.......
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he writes in his notebook. "But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replies. "Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were," says the reporter. "Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy says. "I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks. "I'm a Cowboys fan," the child says. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet".
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Peace will not be found at a MidEast table. Peace began at a MidEast STABLE, but everyone seems to deny it. We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. Believing in evolution is like expecting a tornado to go through a junkyard and create a Mercedes Benz on its way out! If you don't stand behind our US troops, then please feel free to stand in front of them. Yea, that's what I thought.......... |
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