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Broke back deer camp!
Broke Back Deer Camp
> > > > > > > > The guys were all at deer camp. > They had to bunk two to a room. > > > No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. > They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him >the > whole time, so they voted to take turns. > > The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next >morning > with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, >what > happened to you?' > > He said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched >him all > night.' > > The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the >morning, same > thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. > > They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' > > He said, 'Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up andwatched >him all > night.' > > The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly >ex-football > player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright >eyed and > bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. They couldn't believe it! > > > They said, 'Man, what happened?' > > > He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl >into bed > and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night '
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