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02-02-2010, 06:15 PM
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Funny (but true!?) actual classified ads.
These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspapers - a few smiles for your day...
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER . 8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! (SAM) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out awhile. Better be a big reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. ( Stephanie) And the best one?: FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything..
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